July 29, 2011

a crappy chain of events

You know when you’re sitting on the couch, nursing your baby, talking to your husband by phone, trying to distract yourself from the gallbladder attack you can feel coming on and you hear That Sound coming from your baby’s diaper area and your husband laughs and, when the feeding and the phone call are over, you discover that your baby has had his first cloth-diapered up-the-back poop and so you clean him up and when he’s all clean but not yet re-diapered you hear The Owie Cry coming from your four-year-old’s room so you take the clean-yet-undiapered baby to see what’s wrong and while you’re consoling your four-year-old because she slammed her foot in her dresser drawer (?!) your baby urinates all over you and so you lay him on top of a clean diaper while you change and then you wipe him, diaper him, and sit him on the couch so you can find a clean onesie for him and then you’re like hey! I haven’t taken a picture of him yet today! and then you take said picture and then you hear That Sound AGAIN?

pooper

pooper

Yea, that.

Filed under: Preston

10 Responses to “a crappy chain of events”

  1. Yara, on July 29th, 2011 at 3:37 pm Said:

    Oh yeah… I understand : (
    Hope your weekend is better than today was, with less of That Sound.

  2. Sonja, on July 29th, 2011 at 3:51 pm Said:

    Oh, yes. Noah once pooped on the changing table. It was unspeakable. (My Noah, not yours, thought technically, I guess I don’t know if your Noah ever did that.)
    Preston’s “oops, I did it again” face cracks. me. up.

  3. Kami, on July 29th, 2011 at 3:58 pm Said:

    Crappy!

    I am still laughing…slammed her own foot in a dresser drawer – I love it!

  4. simply heidi, on July 29th, 2011 at 4:40 pm Said:

    Hee! I love the “poop-face”.

  5. Melissa, on July 29th, 2011 at 8:09 pm Said:

    Oh boy! His expression in the second pic is priceless! Those up the back poops are not something I’m looking forward too!

  6. Ashley, on July 29th, 2011 at 9:10 pm Said:

    Oh man Jen! It’s been a crazy nuts day for you. I hope it’s much less crappy both from the baby’s butt and your gallbladder!!

  7. Jo, on July 30th, 2011 at 5:15 am Said:

    sounds like my house about 20 odd years ago…..

  8. Angella, on August 1st, 2011 at 12:51 pm Said:

    Ha! Awesome. :)

  9. Meg, on August 1st, 2011 at 9:35 pm Said:

    Haha, wait Mama, I’m not done yet!

  10. Victoria, on August 5th, 2011 at 9:27 pm Said:

    Oh no! I’m so sorry that I giggled at this!!! ;)

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