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If I HAVE to

I was tagged by one of my Jen friends. Jen Glen. I find great enjoyment in saying her name, it cracks me up. (Hi Jen!) She just offered to have my kids for a week. She just doesn’t know it yet. (Hee!)

I am … sarcastic. Also? A woman, a wife, a mother, a daughter, a sister, a friend, a child of my Heavenly Father.

I want … someone to come and clean my house from top to bottom to give me a clean slate. I also want $200,000. My PayPal address is …

I have … the most unboring baby I have ever met.

I wish … I knew the Bible better. Yes, I’m working on it.

I know … how to drive my husband insane. It’s my best quality, although he’d beg to differ.

I hate … being late. I also hate being early, although I’d rather be early than late, unless it puts me in some awkward position.

I fear … being vulnerable or embarrassed. All. The. Time.

I hear … the Patriots/Rams game.

I crave … hot sandy beaches.

I search … for ways to convince Noah that Sunday is my day off from diapers.

I always … sort the dishes before I do them and I always do them in the same order. Bottles/sippy cups, silverware, plates, big utensils, bowls, cups, pots/pans.

I usually … remember to bring my keys with me when I leave the house. Usually.

I am not … patient. At all. Just ask Noah. Now! Go ask him now!

I miss … a couple Terrace friends, but not Terrace.

I love … going out with my family. Shopping, walking, adventuring … if the four of us are out together, that is what I love.

I never … go to bed without checking on my girls. I tuck them in if they’ve kicked the covers off, and I give them each a kiss on the cheek.

I rarely … chew gum. I’m just not a fan.

I cry … very rarely. It goes with being vulnerable. I just don’t like those two things.

I lose … my temper often. I’m working on that too.

I am confused … about HTML, XHTML, CSS, phpMyAdmin, and mySQL. Soon I will not be. More on that later.

I should … be cleaning my house and doing laundry right now. I guess I’m waiting for the “I want …” above.

I worry … too much. I have to learn to give things to the Lord and then leave them with Him.

I dream … about things that I do not want to dream about. I have more nightmares than dreams. I dream of dreaming about sandy beaches.

I tag … Erica, Chelsey, Teresa.