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I am both Mother of the Year and a Genius

I put on rice and went to read blogs play with my baby.

I heard a boiling noise.

I remembered that I put rice on and went to check on it. Whoops.

It was bad. It was not as bad as this, but it was not good.

Nothing was damaged, but I had to start the rice over again.

While I was in the kitchen, I left my baby alone with my laptop and my slurpee.

When I remembered this fact, I ran back to the den to find Liliana flicking blue slurpee on the keyboard.

Awesome. (Noah. Breathe. In. Out. Repeat.)

When the rice was back on, I remembered that Liliana was supposed to be having her evening nap. She went down 15 minutes late (which is okay in the morning and afternoon, but not that swell in the evening.)

As I came back down the stairs after tucking her in, I remembered again about the rice. It was boiling. It was okay. I put a lid on it and turned it to low.

Like I said, I’m a genius. And Mother of the Year.

Etsy

I’ve climbed on the band wagon. I opened an etsy shop. If you don’t know what etsy is, it’s like a giant craft fair. It’s a site where people sell all things handmade. From clothes to diapers to lampshades … you name it and it’s there.

I listed my first item last night and will continue to list items for the next couple days. My first one? A taggie blanket. I’m starting small. There is a link to my shop in my left banner.


My goal by the time we move is to be able to work from home. I love working outside my home, but more than that, I want to raise my children myself. Kaylie started daycare when she was 7 months old and was in it until just before she turned six. I don’t want to do that with Liliana. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with daycare, it’s just that Liliana will most likely be my last baby and I want to be there for the early years.

The plan (after the move) is to have a day home caring for 2 or 3 children that are not my own and to have an etsy shop. I’m hoping that it will be enough for me to contribute to our income. If not, I will find a job outside our home. Plans change, but that’s what I’m hoping for.

During this now-over Christmas season, I think we’re over saturated with false pictures of Jesus. False physical pictures. All the pictures I’ve seen portray a white baby or a white man. Jesus was not white. Are you shocked? Think about it. He was born in Israel to Israelite parents. I know that He was not conceived the conventional way, but I do believe that he looked just like any other Israelite man would. He had dark skin and black hair. He was not white, he did not have blonde hair, and he did not have blue eyes. He did not look like Brad Pitt.

Cow poop stroller wheels

Yes, I said, “Cow poop stroller wheels.”
(This picture made me laugh out loud.)

My sister-in-law and I traveled 2 hours (each way) yesterday so that we could take the kids to the fair! (And so that we could eat cotton candy all day long.) Kaylie absolutely loved it. She loved it so much that she couldn’t even look at the camera for pictures. She’d face me, and her eyes would be everywhere else, taking in the carny (sp?) beauty.

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Exhibit C:

Exhibit D:

Exhibit E … Oh wait! She’s looking!!!

4 months old!

Liliana watched her first ever Patriots game yesterday with her daddy.

Stinky report

Kaylie is getting her two front teeth in … finally.
After 3 sleepless nights, Liliana has her two bottom teeth in.
Liliana’s farts smell like moldy cheese mixed with sauerkraut.
Liliana is 4 months old tomorrow (ack!).
Kaylie starts Grade 1 in 11 days.
Liliana has finally realized that the jolly jumper is for jumping.
We are going to the fair tomorrow.
I threw Noah’s bank card in the garbage at McDonalds today.
I forgot it was on the tray.
He was mad.
Blogger added a video uploader that does not work. Marvelous.

Piercing cries

I did the unthinkable today. I paid someone to put holes in my baby’s perfect little ears. Part of me was sick of people asking if she was a boy (even when wearing pink) and part of me just thinks baby girls with pierced ears are the cutest. I felt like the worst mom in history as I held my baby girl’s arm at her side and head at my chest while someone with a gun shot metal into her earlobe. But, when we got home from the incident, she was good as new, smiling, and seemed to have forgotten the whole ordeal.

Have you ever tried to take a picture of a baby’s head - not her face, her head? Harder than it sounds - you’re always encouraging them to look at the camera, so they do, but this time you don’t want her face, you want the side of it. So I waited until she was sleeping. My camera didn’t like the dark nursery very much so it’s a tad blurry, but oh well, at least you get the idea. I had hoped that they had diamond birthstones (as she’s an April baby) but they had pink or green (seriously, spring for a few more colors people!). Pink will do. I like pink.

I got a call from my former boss (aka father-in-law) yesterday to set up a microphone at the church for a commercial that a lady was shooting today. Not a professional commercial, just an announcement she wants to give this Sunday, but she will not be there. Video will be speaking in her place. Anyway, she needed an assistant. I thought Todd would be the guinea pig, as he usually is, but nope, he was filming. The boss made me do it. And I’m not even on payroll at the moment … argh. I HATE being on camera. I saw salt and water and figured I’d be drinking salt water. I was wrong.

She asked me to stand, close my eyes, and stick out my tongue. She put a couple grains of salt on my tongue and asked a couple questions. Then, with my eyes still closed and my mouth open, she dumped a whole spoonful of salt in my mouth. Probably the grossest thing that had ever crossed my lips into the sacredness of my mouth. She was then kind enough to hand me a glass of well deserved and very refreshing water to wash down the disgustingness that inhabited my mouth. My tongue is still burning.

I’m always glad to help, but next time I’m going behind the camera.

Life Goals

  • Stop procrastinating
  • Make memories with my children
  • Be the best wife I can be
  • Spend time with my Lord daily
  • Never go to bed angry
  • Always put my family before my addictions (blogging, scrapbooking, TV, ebay …)
  • Take a trip each year, even if it’s a short one
  • Attend each and every one of my childrens’ concerts
  • … I’m sure I could keep adding to this … but I have to listen to #6!

*****

Every month we get a Focus on the Family bulletin insert in our weekly church bulletin. I love reading them because (1) I’m a sucker for Dr. James Dobson and (2) I am a sucker for a good story. This is the story that came in this last week’s insert. It made me quite sad, but it inspired me (see #2 in the list above).

“Daddy, can we build a birdhouse today?” my 7-year-old daughter, Makenah, asked me early one Saturday morning as I was knee-deep in a “honey-do” project list.

“Well …” I hesitated. With a house and four children under 8, I had discovered that my project list never ended. I had tucked away the birdhouse instructions for weeks, after promising Makenah we would build it someday.

I paused a moment and took to heart my wife’s daily mantra: “Let’s make a memory.” Then without hesitation, I decided that “someday” had just arrived.

“OK, Makenah. Let’s build that birdhouse.”

We spent the afternoon measuring, cutting, and piecing together spare cedar planks in the garage. Makenah colored arrows, directing the birds to the food.

A few weeks later, memories such as this one were all I had left of my family. As we drove home from a relative’s wedding one stormy evening, our minivan was caught in a flash flood. My wife of nearly 12 years and all four of our small children went home to heaven. Somehow, I survived.

Amid the perpetual pain of missing my family, I have peace because I cherished them while I could. I built that birdhouse with Makenah - seven weeks before it was too late. We spent quality time with our children; I have no regrets.

Today, start living a life of no regrets with your family. Make a memory. None of us is guaranteed tomorrow.

Finally …

A picture of me and my girls in which I am not totally disgusted with my huge spare tire (because in this picture you cannot see it)!


Thanks for the picture Grandma!

Oh yes, and I finally added (in the post below) the one and only picture (I’m so lame) that I took on our Pine Lake expedition on Sunday. For some reason Kaylie looks like her best friend just died. I have no idea why.

Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!

I got a call at about 1:30 yesterday afternoon from friends of mine asking if I wanted to go for a hike around the Pine Lakes. I haven’t done any outdoors-y type activities in quite a while so I said yes. I packed up the kids, and we headed out. (Noah was in the middle of a 2-jobs-day so he didn’t come.)

It was about a half hour drive from the highway on an extremely pot-hole-y narrow gravel road. Going 50km/h felt too fast. The hike was was spectacular. The sky was blue (although we were in the trees for most of the time and could not see it), the air was fresh, and it was a perfect hiking temperature.

Liliana rode in the snugli, and the other four kids took turns arguing about who should be the leader and where the rest of the kids should fall in line. I think each of the kids had to take at least one bathroom break along the 2-hour trek. In one particular section, the one and only boy asked his dad, “Is this the Star Wars section?” Having never been on the trail, I had to ask. Apparently when you bike through a certain section of trees it looks like a scene in one of the original Star Wars movies. I just took their word for it.

When we returned to the cars, after a lot of arewethereyeeeeet and canyoucarrymes, the kids were packed up, and we embarked on the road of terror once again. On arrival in our driveway, I looked into the backyard, and had to look again. About 10 feet in front of the car was a big black bear.

I told Kaylie not to touch her door, took Liliana out of her carseat in a very awkward maneuver, and started honking the horn - partly for Noah to come to the door and partly hoping the bear would take off. Noah came to the door and the bear didn’t seem to mind the honking. Noah started to come out of the house and I yelled for him to stay in and told him to look out the back window.

As Noah went back in to look, the bear had gone around the other side house and into the front yard. The kids and I scurried in the house and we watched from the window as the bear left our yard and start strolling down the street. People started coming out their doors to take a peek and Noah ran to the end of the driveway to watch.

When we left for our weekly in-law dinner a couple minutes later, we didn’t see the bear anywhere. I think we’re gonna have to keep Miss Kaylie in the house for a couple days as I’m the most paranoid parent you can find. In the whole bear sighting incident, I had my camera right beside me on the front seat of the car, but did I think of taking a picture? No. Idiot.

I think I’m done playing with my template, let me know what you think!

And finally, congrats to Nick and Teresa on their announcement! I can’t wait to meet their new little one!

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I’m still not totally satisfied with this template or header … it’s a work in progress … it may change daily …

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